I'm 21 now bitches :). I like random stuff, and funny things. Will post whatever but I tag nsfw...usually but anyways follow me! I mean why not right? :)

vanehwasreal:

whodatmeeem:

danielhowellphillester:

vanehwasreal:

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

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This is such a disturbing picture

I’m gonna cosplay it

please do.

(via marvel-queen)

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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

(via heyfishie)

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[the staff] would go around and call themselves “team wiener”,which is very funny

(Source: tirynsed, via marvel-queen)

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Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

(Source: gordonlevitts, via commandroid)

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via kylemueting)

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oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

(via hellyeahfandom)

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changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via thtsrllycool)

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fileformat:

me: 🌷
thicc boy: 🍆
me: 🌺

(via yokohelllno)

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stunningpicture:


Daughter passed a milestone today

stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

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