I'm 21 now bitches :) I like random stuff, and funny things. Will post whatever but I tag nsfw...usually but anyways follow me! I mean why not right? :)

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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highwind-sniper:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

Tell me what happened before I do it myself.

(via anacupertino)

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barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

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what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

(via anacupertino)

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alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

(via anacupertino)

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elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

(via anacupertino)

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nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

(via nippled)

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via marvel-queen)

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bruceybanner:

crankybucky:

hey remember when in the first Captain America movie Steve never once backed down from a fight

and then in Winter Soldier he stops fighting for the first time ever at the end of the movie just cause it’s Bucky

image 

(via marvel-queen)

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

(via menacinglystrokesbeard)

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