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slavocracy:

disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies

(via zackisontumblr)

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lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

(via sherlock-and-dean-and-tenny-ohmy)

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I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via yokohelllno)

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donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

(via zachsgay)

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1 day ago

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6, via yokohelllno)

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1 day ago
Anonymous asked: what exactly is 4chan


Answer:

clannyphantom:

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1 day ago

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg, via dallonweekeses)

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1 day ago
gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(Source: ernoticon, via uhstonishing)

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shutupmerlin:

I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

(via uhstonishing)

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the-goddamazon:

thebluelip-blondie:

thepoeticrebel:

yarrahs-life:

manda:

interrelates:

miley cyrus be like

I CANT BREATHE

YALL ARE KILLING ME TONIGHT! STOOOOOOP! LMFAO!

LMFAO!

DIDN’T I SAY STOP

NIGGA

the-goddamazon:

thebluelip-blondie:

thepoeticrebel:

yarrahs-life:

manda:

interrelates:

miley cyrus be like

I CANT BREATHE

YALL ARE KILLING ME TONIGHT! STOOOOOOP! LMFAO!

LMFAO!

DIDN’T I SAY STOP

NIGGA

(Source: unadmire, via uhstonishing)

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1 day ago

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

(via xo-bands)

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1 day ago

diancie:

religiousdad:

imagine paying $750 for a url then getting deleted lmao

image

(via toodopetoexist)

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1 day ago

bewbin:

My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet

(via mandyrribeiro)

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